• i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

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    such base indulgences are beneath me

  • now if youll excuse me. back to meating off.

  • hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye